My Two Cents: the Bachelorette night 2 of night 1

WARNING: SPOILERS

Alas night 2. Which totally could have been put into night 1. Just saying. Again I don't edit. 

Enter Chris Harrison again. Totally felt like the last rose ceremony when you are waiting to see who gets out of the limo first....and it's.... Britt. Sorry Britt these men don't want to date you. You're 15 hours as the bachelorette in the mansion are over. ::cue tears in a limo:: 

Congratulations: KAITLYN! 

(Cat is finally out of the bag. Well at least for the people who don't look online!) 

Chris informs her they will still have a rose cocktail party and rose ceremony. The men start immediately switching back to they have to seek out the girl! And we are back to normal! 

Small talk. Small talk. And then comes the dentist swooping in. I didn't realize he was that cute. Maybe I was distracted because he came in in the cupcake on wheels. First kiss. Ok I'm not against kissing on the first date. However I may be a little against kissing within the first ohhhh 10 minutes that you've talked to someone. Just putting that out there. BTW major chemistry. 

Then Shawn. Ohhh Shawn. I may have accidentally said those words out loud and my real Shawn asked what?! Oops!! Anyway. I swoon. And they kiss. BTW more chemistry. AND he gets the first impression rose! BAM! 

Then the rose ceremony. I'm just not a fan of the ceremony the first night. I don't know these guys and they all just run together. Shawn, Dentist or not Shawn, not Dentist. So it ends and they toast. On to new adventures. 

Did anyone else see when they were leaving after the rose ceremony that it was morning?!? Ha that's one long cocktail party!! 

Then we come to the sneak peak of the season. Normally it's all lovey dovey kissing, falling in love and then a little drama. FREEZE. This season is awkward. No seriously. The previews made me uncomfortable. First off Nick. Ew. Really Kaitlyn? WHY DO GIRLS LIKE JERKS? Just putting that out there. Did she not watch Andi's season? 

Then we get the whole sex thing thrown in our faces. Whoa. Ok we all know they have sex in the fantasy suite. If you think they don't then excuse me your time machine is ready to take you back to 1950. Dude they have sex. Bob slept with like 6 girls on his season. I don't know why they are making a big deal about it. But it did seem like the producers stopped it or interrupted something. Guess we will have to find out. 

From the previews we will have a lot of fighting, sex and man tears. Should be interesting!! 

Until next Monday! 

My Two Cents: bachelorette night 1 (spoilers)

WARNING: SPOILERS. Reader beware! 

Oh Chris Harrison you grace my TV again on Monday nights, I missed you! Tonight's premier brought new emotions out of me. I was actually curious more about how things were going to play out with 2 Bachelorettes. To be honest I think this concept hurt the show. 

With my two cents here is what I thought about the first night:  awkward. I hated it. I do not like change. I was too busy watching how the ladies were reacting to each other to when the men got out of the limo that I don't remember any of them, except Shawn. Making them vote is too much like Survivor. Plus the ones who wanted the other girl and now going to be taking the spots of other men who wanted that girl. It's all just plan awkward! Here's my breakdown. 

First the men. Ok the opening packages left me a little underwhelmed. Seriously, a hot fireman....no wait a stripper. Dude you have a law degree and you're stripping? Ew. The weird yoga dude feeling energies. Ew. Not looking good. 

Then we re-meet the girls and what went wrong with Chris. Blah blah blah. It's kind of a fast forward section. We already know what happened. Granted new people haven't seen it because they have been living under a rock. Everyone who cares about this show knows. Anyway I'm not editing! 

When the limos finally arrive and both girls get out to meet Chris it immediately gets awkward. Cut the air with a knife awkward. I do believe they said awkward a million times. Thank goodness i wasn't in a drinking game for that word. Maybe drunk guy was playing all along!!! 

Then the men start arriving and when they get out of the limo they pick between who to say hi to first. There really wasn't any other way of doing this, but seriously it hurt to watch. It totally showed everyone going to Britt first with Kaitly standing there all .... awkward. Some of the guys even went back and forth saying the same things. Awkward. Then the gifts. The stupid little gifts. They only brought one so hmmm who do they give it to? Awkward. The whole thing just was weird. Not a fan. 

Will say the ones who impressed me were Shawn ...ok he's the only name I remember! Hahaha!! There of course were the crazy guys. The guy with the helium balloons, the cupcake dentist, the "carpool" was pretty clever. I did like the hockey puck sexual induendo! HA! Over all nothing that stood out...except Shawn! 

The cocktail party. Same old thing. This time however it wasn't really the guys trying to talk to the bachelorette rather the bachelorette trying to talk to all the guys. Very mind blowing twist. Awkward. A couple highlights I thought. Shawn. 

This drawing was so cute and so is Shawn. See it's ok for me to say this because my husband's name is Shawn and I love Shawn. My husband. 😂🙈

Another funny was this drawing brought by ....not Shawn. Haha totally forgot his name. Anyway the drawing is what matters. This will forever be burned into my memory! 

Unfortunately Harrison didn't ride in on his dinosaur to explain how this was going to work. He did say that the men would be voting for who would stay or go. Why are they trying to mix Survivor in is beyond me. And seriously you have to vote with roses? In a rose shaped cut out? 

PS anyone else find it creepy that the boxes put off energy for this guy to know which to choose?!? 

The Drunk

Everyone who is in the know knows that these cocktail parties go ALL night. Sometimes the rose ceremony isn't until the predawn hours. Drinks are flowing. There is always, always, ALWAYS the one who is over served. And again that happens. Not Shawn drank way too much and became uber jerk. Ummm he called the Bachelorettes hoes and grabbed Kaitlyn's bum. Not cool dude. Although watching him fall OUT of the pool was entertaining and awkward. 

Of course we ended the show not knowing who the bachelorette is. Harrison was seen counting the red roses and walking to inform the ladies.  ....to be continued. Awkward.